Queer Ramblings

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This week I received the following email from a Canadian customer:

Hey Rhonda, bought a tee a while back: Butch-O-Matic: just add tools. Ok, so here’s the story you can share:

My straight friend took the Braun handheld blender to my right boob (I thought she was kidding) and proceeded to cut up my shirt. My boob and nip made it out just barely OK. She is devastated and I let her know life is too short to worry about these things. I have made her promise to come on to your site and get another shirt. Please tell me you still have some because I don’t see them listed.

Thanks a bunch,
Caroline

Caroline:
Thanks for sharing! Please tell your friend that ‘just add tools’ is not meant to be taken literally. I hope you will hide your power tools and lock the liquor cabinet the next time she comes to visit.

Yes indeed, we still offer that shirt and in celebration of you still having a complete set of boobs and nips, I have decided to offer the Butch-O-Matic shirt for $15 today only!

Last week’s uplifting message at Havens Corners Church in Ohio (in response to Katy Perry’s song ‘I Kissed A Girl’):

Next week’s message?

Here’s an interesting read: Proof that fundamentalists selectively quote the Bible.

I’d like to see what this person could do with a can of Vienna Sausages!